But then time stands still on the village green, where generation after generation of fiercely competitive gents have been living out their sporting fantasies for hundreds of years - and will continue to do so for as long as their forgiving wives agree to make the tea.
As the setting for a gentle satire of aspirational Middle England-types, it’s as sound as a well-rolled wicket - although the play is less concerned with the actual thwack of leather on willow than the off-pitch interaction between the bedhopping batsmen and their jealous other halves.
And with a superb ensemble cast – cricket is a team game, after all – impressive set and impeccable direction, Harlow Theatre Company’s rip-roaring production brought these volatile relationships vividly - and hilariously - to life.
The focus never strayed too far from officious club captain Roger (played with masterful timing and bumbling brilliance by Richard Parsley), a bundle of nervous energy desperately trying to hold his easily distracted teammates together ahead of a crunch match against their sworn enemies.
But even his whiter-than-whites marriage to prim-and-proper housewife Miriam (a sparkling - if all-too-rare - turn from Jane Prangnell) is sullied by shock revelations of the increasingly frazzled captain playing away from home in Dorking.
But theirs isn’t the only marriage on the rocks – acid-tongued ice maiden Ginnie (an ice-cool Catherine Petherpridge) is also convinced that her hubby, boozy all-rounder Bob (an assured performance by Steve Hannam), is up to his old tricks as slimy, would-be womaniser Dennis (a solid first HTC performance from newcomer Mike Hughes) helps stir the pot.
In fact, it’s only diminutive spin-bowler Kevin (a cheeky, chirpy Kyle Jaggers) and his domineering wife Maggie (a show-stealing turn from the talented Amanda Bailey) who seem happy, and it’s their bawdy banter and topsy-turvy relationship that provide the biggest laughs of the evening.
The comedy may have been straightforward and the script none-too taxing, but with such strong performances and direction it was impossible not to be bowled over by yet another high-scoring HTC production.




